Introductions, Mission Statements, and other Sundry Items.

For starters, I should begin by stating that I have never been unable to find, misplaced, or otherwise lost my kids. In all honesty, this doesn't mean that I haven't at times been tempted. Heh. But, keeping tabs on 3 toddlers, age three and under is NOT an easy job. Oh, yes, and throw in the fact that Precious Little One (PLO) #4 is due any day, and the sheer chaos is complete.

This blog, I suppose, is mainly being attempted for 2 reasons:

1) I know, or least I fervently pray, that someday, SOMEDAY, I will be able to look back at my chaotic existence and laugh. In the midst of grape fights, underwear swapping, and Goldfish smashing parties, I admit at times I cry. But SOMEDAY, it will be funny. Right?

2) The family. I take lots of pictures. I put them on my computer. And there they stay. Never to be printed for the dear family. So now they can see our PLO's (Precious Little Ones) and see that, indeed, perhaps viewing them on blog is the safest, cleanest option.

I make no promises that this mockumentary of life in our home will last more than a week.....not that the chaos won't last more than a week, but that my ability to share it won't.

Superman and I currently have 3.9 PLO's. Yes, I am married to Superman. More on that later, because right now, I am talking about our Precious Little Ones.

PLO #1, the J-Man. Quickly approaching birthday #4 and already planning his birthday party. Including the most important part - what kind of cake he wants. Currently he wants a train cake. But, being that he is my son, he reserves the right to change his mind 15 times between now and the end of May.

PLO #2, The Diva. She is. She really is a diva. At 2.5, this girl knows how wrestle and play in the dirt like the best of them , but dang it, she will look Gooooood while she does it. Her favorite attire is currently skirts and t-shirts with Tinkerbell on them. As it should be, because she IS Tinkerbell. Or at least so she says. And don't try to argue with her....it hurts.

Oh, and she is very serious about her food.


PLO#3, The Tank. Rest assured this is a term of endearment, not a rude reference to her size. Don't be fooled by the cheesy grin or adorable curls. This chickadee can hold her own. Which is good, since she has the Diva and J-Man with which to contend. Not even 1.5 yet, The Tank is the queen of "Snatch and Run". What? Haven't heard of this game? It goes something like this: Snatch your brother and/or sister's favorite play thing and RUN LIKE HECK. It must be really fun to see how irritated they get because The Tank plays this game an AWFUL lot.



PLO#4, We will let you know soon. Hopefully very soon.